Thanks bear.
Darwin would be proud to know that if this dooder sauntered up to my car like this I would have no problems petting him. Even though I know it would cost me my hand. Or arm. Seriously, he looks soooooo soft, doesn’t he?
A) This is hilarious
B) I would pet the ever loving shit out of a bear, regardless of the consequences.
(Source: howtopronouncelaneia)
This is a rubbermaid tub. It is full of weed. Stinky, stinky weed. I am going to crawl inside it, roll around, close the lid, and never come out.
God I love my job.
Gimme moar. I need all the pit bulls. We can all live in this big house and I’ll make a whole room that is just pillows and we’ll snuggle and watch Netflix and take naps all day long in a giant cuddle puddle.
(Source: stinker)
Just built my very first tattoo machine out of garbage Joey had lying around. What’s funny is a) nobody thought I could do it, and b) it actually runs awesome! Hahaha. Joey gave it to me after I finished, I’m pretty proud of myself. I’ve always tuned and repaired my own machines but never built one. Next time I’ll wrap my own coils though, that’ll be interesting.
If a woman knows how to keep her man happy.
